Rating system

Below is the rating system I use of course in pure Ale form:

1 bottle = wow, um why?

2 bottles = okay, I see what you are trying to do. But, no.

3 bottles = pretty solid, saludos.

4 bottles = Wow, (Owen Wilson voice). Superb work.

5 bottles = Incredible. Thank you for bestowing your gift upon this ungrateful world.